I have writer’s block today.
Took a few minutes to get away from the computer; to smell the flowers in my garden, listen to the birds, watch my dog lolloping around. Then a rogue bee came and chased me back inside the house. The stark whiteness of the computer screen is biting at me now.
The writer’s block won’t go away, dammit.
I’ve been writing since I was 7, and I know the feeling well. You want to write something, anything, and yet your fingers freeze. The paper crinkles in your hands; its blankness a testament to your failure. I check back the archives in this blog: I’ve written about how computers don’t help me in being productive, I’ve also written on what I do to overcome writer’s block.
None of it is working now. The paper is laughing at me on my desk.
Top 5 Things To Do When Your Paper Begins To Laugh At You
1. Make a cup of coffee. I find this helps in the most dire of situations – the caffeine will then either: A) inspire you ; B) make the paper laugh louder. In case of B), prepare a bottle of vodka. If vodka doesn’t inspire you I don’t know what will.
2. Read a good book. One that explores themes relating to suffering, obstacles, sex and murder. Note: all these elements can be found in the Bible. I’ve always found it fascinating how Solomon could describe women:
Oh, you are beautiful, my darling! Oh, how beautiful! Your eyes behind your veil are like doves. Your hair is like a flock of female goats descending from Mount Gilead.
(Song of Songs 4:1)
Don’t ask.
3. Take a nap. And maybe when you wake up the page will be filled with words. You can hope. Pray. Fervently. Or at least dream about ideas descending Mount Gilead like a flock of female goats …
4. Play Desktop Tower Defense. I mean, seriously. This little game is addictive. And making sure the monsters don’t get through is sure a lot better than stressing over some lousy deadline you’re supposed to be working towards, right? Right?
5. The truth. Somedays you just can’t overcome your Writer’s Block, no matter what creative things you do. And when you get one of those days the best solution would be to force yourself to write – be it for a research paper or a blog or a newspaper article – just close everything down, bite your lip and tackle that topic head on!
There. I’ve completed this blog post as part of Darren Rowse‘s group writing project. And my paper is still empty; it is still in front of me. “What are you going to do with me now?” it taunts.
I take up my pencil.
“I’m going to write.”
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Great post! Funny and too true. I also appreciated your Ultimate Blook Guide and plan on mentioning on Literary Compass soon.
Hello Nick! I agree with you – group writing projects rock for meeting up with other bloggers.
In fact I’m prodding Darren’s day 1 list for another good litblog right now. ;P
Thanks for the comment! Great post here. When I have writers block, I just sit down at the computer and type whatever comes to mind. Sometimes, it’s “I have writer’s block and can’t think of anything to write about, I have writer’s block and can’t think of anything to write about.” But something usually hits me.
Thank you, Roberta. Yes, something usually hits me as well, but only after a few … hours.
Good post, I’ve found that after following advice #1 to it’s full extent it’s often best to follow with advice #3 soon after.
Suz,
But the caffiene! How can you possibly sleep while you’re high on it?
Maybe vodka, then. =)
I have the same situatioan. Agree with the caffein (capucino).Just write anything, word by word.
Ahh. If that was me I’d tear the page out, because the ‘anything’ I write is usually too horrible for my eyes.
I pray nightly for bursts of inspiration.
There’s really nothing worse than that blinking cursor in an expanse of white screen, is there? I agree with you that forcing yourself to tackle it head on is usually the way to go. Generally I get about 2 or 3 pages of rubbish, which I’ll rewrite at a later date, but after that the writing does become more lucid. I am currently in the 3rd year of my phd, and during that time I have had some truly horrible periods of writer’s block. Pressing on regardless is the way to go. Thanks for the great post!
You’re welcomed, Amy. I usually do my serious writing on paper though, so it was ‘tear and throw in bin’ and not ‘bash computer monitor in frustration’.
Hehe.
When the words are flowing easily writer’s block seems like a big joke, but when you have it the problem becomes no laughing matter, yet you seem to have found what little humor there is with such an affliction. Well done.
I’ve even occasionally written about writer’s block too on my writing blog here:
http://www.trevorhampel.com/
A real nice set of tips.
Many writers suffer from writer’s block especially if the brain ceases to squirt those creative juices that we need so much in writing.
This is very normal, especially to bloggers, coming up with content everyday sometimes tend to thin the creative aspect of a blogger.
These set of tips are really helpful. I know, because I do all of them (except for the tower defense, dont know there was such a thing hehe).
Sadly. I am only familiar with the song Monkey Wrench. The others on the list are still ok, but I love Monkey Wrench most. Maybe because of its cool beat and the rad guitar solos.
Still, i enjoyed listening to the others on the list. I bet it took you a hard time compiling this list considering that there arent a lot of songs out there which features monkeys. ^_^
Thanks for your post.
If you have time, why don’t you drop by my post:
http://mobileko.blogspot.com/2007/05/snatch-top-5-tips-on-how-to-be.html
It’s also an entry for the problogger top 5- group writing project. ^^ Goodluck to us all!
Oops, I’m sorry about my first comment. It seemed that I had my comments mixed up. Im very sorry. T_T
Dont mind the paragraph about the monkey wrench.
I find when I suffer from writers block a good walk does me fine and then a little bit of web surfing, a lot happens in 45 mins, and then I get a few more ideas.
Great read for the group blogging project. Check out mine on my blog.
Really enjoyed your post. Glad my blog isn’t the only writing blog for the Group Writing Project this time around.
Rise of Nation is my procrastinating game of choice, though it takes up a lot of time.
@ Trevor, how true. Just the other night I was laughing at the idea of Writer’s Block. It seemed absurd, not knowing what your next essay or chapter or paragraph would be about.
Until I woke up 2 days later not knowing what to write about. It’s infective I tell you. Infective!
@Karlo, I was extremely tickled with your monkey wrench. Do you use it for idea meditation? ;P
@Ali, I read your post for the group blogging project yesterday, and I loved it. Didn’t dare to comment though – it seemed like something waaay out of my league.
And yes, walks help – but not yesterday. =)
Lol. Sorry about the monkey wrench.
Come to think of it, I tend to listen to music whenever I get writers block. ^_^ Especially those rock music! yeah!
Hehe. Music messes with my mind. I can’t write nor blog with anything on, even if it’s classical music (which I listen to a lot). Still! To each his or her own!
Excellent suggestions. I’ve tried one or two myself and they usually work. Great blog.
To Benjamin Solah:
Sorry for not noticing your comment earlier – Akimet gobbled it up and I had to salvage it.
Ahh, I’m glad I found another writing blog too! Will bookmark you.
@Brad Shorr, thank you for your comment. You’ve tried one or two? Caffiene or naps? ;P
Yeah, I noticed that some of my comments weren’t going through on some wordpress blogs. Care to elaborate on what askimet did to it?
I’ve returned the favour and added you to my RSS.
Akismet relegated them to the spam pile, and I have a choice of either de-spamming or deleting.
I can only attribute it to teething problems, but Akismet overall is pretty solid, so I don’t mind it gobbling up a valid comment once in a while.
Eli,
Thanks for the great contribution to the group writing project. I’d probably never have found your blog without it. Writers block can be so frustrating sometimes I find that taking a nap or just doing something else in general usually helps. Look forward to reading more.
My solution for writer block involve tequila and a hookah bar, but this works too.
Interesting post, and I compliment you on your site. Nice, clean, and plenty of content. It would seem that writer’s block doesn’t hit you too often. I have a confession, though: I have never experienced writer’s block. I have been on the other side of the spectrum several times, though, as I have a habit of over analyzing and over-writing. Anyway, I enjoyed your post!
@ James, you’re welcomed. And through your comment I found your blog as well! Are you contributing to the writing project?
@alec: Tequila … I knew something was wrong with suggesting vodka in my post. ;P
@Justin, thanks for the comment. I’ve a niggling suspicion to your lack of writer’s block: you write football. =) Football is passion. How can one not be inspired after watching a match?
PS: I do get writer’s block. All these posts here – some of them took me 30 minutes to write. Others … half a day. God forbid that ever happens to anyone. Horrible, horrible stuff.
soloman was describing women in a very “spiritual” or metephoric way..and not visually as we are so accuctomed too these days.
there are deeper insights, that upon pondering show us hidden beauties:) like my —————– which you were so kind to comment on.
but then all of you probably knew that already.
nice talking with all of you.
nice post.
1-4 check. but 5, is the clincher…, the big diffrence between those who succeed and those who fail…
You’re welcomed, ming.
Yes, I know Solomon didn’t mean it like he said, yet for some reason it keeps on popping up in my head when I place ‘bible’ and ‘humour’ together. I couldn’t resist the temptation to put it in.
Your post was a great idea, and yes, no.5 is always a problem, even for the best of us.
Great post! I can definitely relate. I’ve been writing for as long as I can remember, and writer’s block is practically a daily thing for me. It usually helps if I go out for a walk and take a pencil and notebook with me. The problem is I’m usually too lazy to do that. :P
Great list… but I’d never make it past #2. I love to read entirely too much to pull myself away from it and go back to the paper!
Great post, especially entertained by #2. Will be linking this one on my blog!
Here’s my Top 5 entry, if you’re so inclined.
@Learning Nerd, yeah – and sometimes it’s raining outside, so we have very valid excuses to stay at home and mope. ;P
@Shadowsedge, try picking a slightly less addictive book? The Bible cuts it pretty fine.
@Danielle, I’ve commented on your blog. Glad you enjoyed the post!
nice read, a lot of people will have a use for this. added you in my rewiev of this project.
Eli, I’m just now getting back to reading through the Top 5′s . As a fellow writer, I enjoyed your advice! As far as reading for writing inspiration, I go back to Anne LaMott (Bird by Bird) every time. A good half-hour with her always seems to unblock. Regards, Sherri
Glad you enjoyed the post, Sherri. Bird by Bird? I’ll look it up on Amazon. =)
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